Tis the Season for FREE Taboo Secrets!

Brace yourself, because I'm about to STUFF your STOCKING!

You've been great this year. First-class readers. You've been snapping up my books like candy. To say thank you, I'm offering FREE Taboo Secrets at Smashwords--no coupon codes necessary! If you missed some of these when they came out, or if you haven't discovered my Taboo Secrets yet, now's the time to grab them for nuthin!

There are many more free books at Smashwords, but here's a sampling of what's on offer:

Please, be my guest and download as many free books as you want. And thank you for being such stand-up readers!

Written by Lexi Wood

Forbidden First Times, Volume 1: Three Shamelessly Sexy Stories

It's MY SEXY SATURDAY and that means I'll be sharing a super-hot excerpt from my latest release, Forbidden First Times, Volume 1: Three Shamelessly Sexy Stories.

Innocent younger women fall for forbidden older men in these shamelessly sexy stories!

Ask Karli if she considers herself a brat and she’ll probably kick you in the shins. She doesn’t know it yet, but she’s about to submit to a man who is strictly forbidden. It’ll only take one night with Mal the arrogant billionaire for Karli to realize she’s taken so much for granted. But will there be repercussions for their taboo lust?

Megan’s just an average college student studies topless in her bedroom and broadcasts herself live on the internet. Some people call Megan a hussy for earning her tuition dollars this way, but the truth is she’s never been touched. Until one night, when the man of the house comes home early…

It’s Sabine’s birthday, but Nolan gets the gift! She’s never done it before, but first times should be with the man a girl trusts more than anyone else in the world. For exchange student Sabine, that man is strictly forbidden…

Included in this collection: Owning the Brat, Camgirl Co-ed’s First Time, Good Girl’s Birthday Panties.

Three tantalizing tales to tease and tempt lovers of taboo erotica!

Here's an excerpt from the second story, Camgirl Co-ed's First Time:

“Get out!” Megan cried. She covered her naked breasts with one of her pillows though, in truth, she was more concerned about him noticing her webshow. He would flat out KILL her.

“Sorry,” he said. “My class got out early, but I wanted you to hear…”

As he held out a CD for her, Megan foolishly glanced toward her computer. Even as she did it, she felt her world crumbling around her. She knew, in that moment, that everything was about to change.

Her stepfather followed her gaze to the laptop on the chair, to the webcam light glowing red, to the vision of her half-naked self now covered with a pillow. He looked like he was going to be sick when he asked, “What are you doing, Megan? Are you making videos up here?”

“Videos? No,” she stammered. Which wasn’t a lie, since she never recorded her live streaming channel. “It’s nothing, Daddy. Just leave the CD and I’ll listen to it later.”

He stood in her doorway, staring at the laptop. She’d never seen his face so red. She hadn’t seen him looking so sorrowful since he’d begged her not to take those diet pills.

“Daddy…”

***

Forbidden First Times, Volume 1: Three Shamelessly Sexy Stories is exclusive to Amazon, which means any of you wonderful readers who subscribe to Kindle Unlimited can read it for FREE! Right now!

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Blueberry Brat: Anyone UP for Anilingus?

Imagine an 18-year-old blueberry seller on a remote cottage road. Imagine her tight little butt. Now imagine that tight little butt after she's been sitting in--you guessed it--a blueberry pie.

Hungry for more? Try the My Sexy Saturday special:

Karl watched in awe as this sulky teen with the perfect pink pussy wiggled her butt in a blueberry pie. He didn’t know what to do or what to say or what this was all about.

“Would you like me to leave?” he asked.

She gave him a stunned look, then hopped down from the counter. “If you left, who would lick all this blueberry pie from my ass?”

When she peeled the pan away, the bottom crust went with it. All that remained on her perfect porcelain skin was a slick helping of pie filling.

She leaned against the counter with her butt facing him and said, “You might want to take off your clothes. This could get messy.”

Karl tore out of his clothing and left everything in a messy heap in the corner of the hut.

“Good,” she said. “Now lick my ass.”

Her cheeks looked delicious: a soft curve topped with fruit—so it was good for you!

Okay, well I wouldn't necessarily say this smutty story is good for you. If it tastes this good, it must be fattening! But go ahead. Indulge yourself. Find Blueberry Brat at Amazon. It's FREE for Kindle Unlimited subscribers!

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Good Girl's Secret First Time: Forbidden Love at the Cottage

This week's My Sexy Saturday theme is Our Sexy Place.

And what could be sexier than a cozy cottage night? Especially when you're spending time with a sexy family friend. Sure he's a little older--okay, A LOT older--and sure, you've known him forever. Okay, he's actually been like a father to you since your real dad died.

So it's kind of weird that you find yourself so drawn to him.

But you're heading off to college at the end of the summer, and do you really want to start the term a virgin?

Nope. No way.

You're ready to shake that title. You're ready to shake it with this sexy older man, this family friend. You know you can trust him to take care of you.

You know you can trust him to treat you right.

I hadn’t realized how very loose my bikini top was until I leaned forward to plant a kiss on Blake’s cheek, the same way I’d always done. I got distracted why I felt cool air on my bare nipples. My top slipped into Blake’s lap, and he noticed my bare breasts the same moment I did.

He stared unapologetically at my soft pink nipples and my milky white breasts.

“Krista,” he said.

I was sort of hovering over his lap, sitting on my knees, when I looked into his eyes. “Yes?”

He said, “Your top came off.”

I said, “I know.”

I kissed him. On the mouth this time.

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The Brat's Graduation Gift

If you've come to expect dirty, filthy daddy fetish smut from me, you're NOT going to be disappointed by my newest release from the Taboo Secrets line: The Brat's Graduation Gift.

Brittany has always been a brat, but Nolan is sure she’ll change her tune once she sees her graduation gift. He bought her a car!

But nothing’s ever good enough for Princess Brittany, and her graduation gift is no exception.

When Nolan takes her for a drive, not only does Brittany get them lost on a rural road, but she crashes the car in a ditch! Nolan should be furious, but part of him is glad to be alone in the great outdoors with his sexy little grad.

After giving the brat a great graduation gift, can Nolan expect a little gratitude in return?

Run off and buy your copy now OR stick around for an incredibly hot excerpt from this barely-legal beauty:

With her small breasts exposed, she slid up the rock to play footsie. Part of him wanted to pull her down and fuck her senseless, but he’d grown stupid with arousal. He couldn’t figure out what to do next.

“Don’t you want to see my pussy, Daddy?”

Nolan shook his head, trying to kick his brain into gear. “See what?”

She rubbed his shaft with her whole foot. His erection had grown so wildly huge that she had to trace it up and down to cover the entire expanse. Her skirt flipped up, and he got a look at her thong. It was fluorescent green with a cartoon monkey.

“Are these bikini bottoms?” he asked.

“No,” she said, furrowing her brow. “I told you, it’s a thong.”

“Looks like a little girl’s bathing suit,” he said.

“So what?” She rubbed his dick harder with her foot. “I thought I was your little girl.”

Nolan swallowed hard.

“I thought I was Daddy’s Little Girl.”

His balls clenched and his dick throbbed. “Oh God, Brittany, you’ve got to stop saying that.”

“Why?” she asked, stroking him with both feet. “Daddy doesn’t like when his little girl talks sexy?”

“Daddy likes it too much,” Nolan confessed, pushing her feet away from his crotch and unzipping his fly. “Daddy’s going to show his little girl how much he loves it.”
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Good Girl’s Fertile First Time

It's My Sexy Saturday, and it's a special one because the book I'm telling you about is FREE this weekend!

Beware: Good Girl’s Fertile First Time is serious smut, not for the faint of heart. But if you love barely-legal teens hitting on their best friends' fathers (and maybe even finding a strangely sweet happy-ever-after), well, you've come to the right place!

Good Girl’s Fertile First Time
A Story of Forbidden Love
by Lexi Wood

Everybody gives Jack sad looks, these days.

He lost Meagan many years ago. Still, he celebrates her birthday every year without fail. It used to be that all her friends would come to the party, but most of those girls have grown up and moved away from their small town.

Not Cassandra. She’s the only guest who shows up this year. It would have been Meagan’s eighteenth birthday and Cassandra knows how important the occasion is, to Jack. She knows he’s got nobody. She knows how to soothe and care for him, body and soul. And she’ll happily give him anything he wants.

Even another chance at building a family…

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And now... the moment you've been waiting for... 7 sexy paragraphs from GOOD GIRL'S FERTILE FIRST TIME:

“Please. Let me help you feel good again.”

“Cassandra…” He tried to extract himself from her grip, but it was hopeless. “Be serious. You’re an eighteen-year-old girl. You’re practically a child.”

“But I’m not a child,” she said, and kissed his lips sweetly. “I’m a grown-up, just like you. And I want my first time to be together, Mr. Saunders. Take me to the fields. Please.”

“No,” he said. “I can’t, Cassandra. I really can’t.”

But his feet were already on the move, totally ignoring his commands to stay put. Cassandra was light as feathers, and he walked her across the expanse of lawn, then out into the fields where wildflowers bloomed and the grasses were so matted underfoot they formed a natural bed.

He laid her out in the grasses and the mosses, and examined her naked body. Her breasts seemed somewhat bigger than they had before. Arousal had inflated them like the balloons attached to his mailbox.

God, what if someone else showed up late? What if they came looking for him, and found him inside this sweet eighteen-year-old virgin? How would he ever live it down?

***
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Paper Thin: An Erotic Tale of Forbidden Lust

Kristen awoke with a huge hand covering her mouth.
He was all over her, his big body covering hers where a blanket had once been.
No… he wasn’t merely on her—he was in her, too.
His thighs spread hers wide. He’d forced his cock inside her while she slept.
How long had he been doing this?
How long had he been fucking her in her sleep?
When she tried to scream, he pressed his palm down harder on her open mouth.
Setting his hot lips against her ear, he growled, “Calm down, Kristen. Daddy’s here.”

Paper Thin
An Erotic Tale of Forbidden Lust
by Lexi Wood

There’s nothing worse than side-by-side hotel rooms when the walls are paper thin.

Kristen never wanted to go on this mini-vacation in the first place. She’d rather have stayed home with the man of the house. Sure their lust is strictly taboo, but Bolt can’t resist Kristen—and she wants him all to herself. Now she’s stuck listening to the couple next door, who happen to be the two people she NEVER wants to hear having sex. Perfect! Just perfect!

But who knows what’ll happen after dark? If she sets the TV volume too loud, maybe she’ll draw her forbidden lover out of his room and into hers…

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Driving the Sitter

“Touch me on the inside.”

He did. He inserted one thick finger into her ready pussy, and then another.

“No,” she said.

“I’m sorry!” He pulled them out. “Did I hurt you? Is this your first time?”

“Touch me on the inside… with this.” She traced her hand across the crotch of his jeans.

When she felt his hardness through the soft denim, a shudder of anticipation ran through her eager body.

Mr Connor—Jack, as he wished to be known—raised his head from her breast and looked at her, bewildered. “You’re not… serious?”

You've just read 7 paragraphs from Driving the Sitter, the latest story in my Taboo Secrets series.

When Mr. Connor drives Mischa home after babysitting, he lets a big secret slip: he and his wife are getting divorced. Mischa’s attuned to the older man’s emotions. She knows exactly how to make him feel better.

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Love for Sale: Bought by the Billionaire

Get ready for another My Sexy Saturday excerpt featuring HOT STUFF from my newest erotic ebook, Love for Sale: Bought by the Billionaire!

Angelica’s got a head for numbers and a fondness for schemes. She has two years of college under her belt, but business school ain’t cheap! Luckily, Angelica possesses something rich men crave: a body that’s never been touched. To pay her tuition, she’s willing to auction her first time to the highest bidder. But what happens when the winning billionaire pushes her beyond her comfort zone?

A scandalous first-time tale.

Ready for that excerpt I promised you? Well, here it comes:

Grabbing her wrist, Mister M brought her hand to his crotch. When he pressed her open palm to his erection, his lip curled into a sneer. “I didn’t know whether I should trust you,” he said, forcing her to rub his hardness. “But I see it in your eyes, Angelica. You’ve never touched one.”

“No.” She tried to pull away, but he was too strong. He just kept stroking himself with her open palm until she broke down and stopped struggling. “Please don’t hurt me. Please, that’s all I care about.”

“Oh really?” He forced her fingers closed around his erection. It didn’t matter that she was touching him through his trousers. His penis scared her on a fundamental level—so much so that she didn’t know what he meant when he asked, “You don’t care about money?”

“What?” Why was he talking about money at a time like this?

“In the restaurant you worshipped my money. Now your only concern is for your personal safety. You love my money, but you’re afraid of me?”

He tightened her grip around his erection and she felt it throb in her hand. She shrieked. She couldn’t help it. The thing had a mind of its own. It kept trying to wag, like a dog’s tail, but Mister M forced Angelica to keep it still.

Bowing to her ear, he asked, “Why are you so afraid of my cock?”

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Too Taboo is LIVE!

No, it's not deja vu. Last week I told you about a taboo erotica superbundle you could preorder for $0.99. This week, Too Taboo is LIVE!  That means you can buy it now and spend the weekend reading my taboo smut. Doesn't that sound like fun?


Since it's My Sexy Saturday, I've got a smoking hot excerpt coming at you.  The superbundle of forbidden erotica I'm about to tempt you with consists of THREE BOX SETS, plus THREE BONUS STORIES.

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This 7-paragraph excerpt comes from the story Showering with my Dirty Daddy. If you don't love barely legal girls having taboo shower sex with their moms' boyfriends, look away now!

“I’m not going anywhere,” I said, reaching up to grasp his massive cock.

My hand trembled with the aftermath of my orgasm. I could barely close my fingers around his shaft, but he helped me, circling his hand around mine. Together, we pumped his dick. It throbbed wildly, so close to climax that the veins all throbbed against my palm.

He sped up the motion, taking me with him. I watched in awe as he used my little hand to jerk himself off.

“Looks so good, Daddy.”

“Close your eyes,” he said.

“But, Daddy, I don’t want to!”

“Close them, Molly. Do as you’re told.”

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Too Taboo! Erotica Superbundle ~ Pre-order for $0.99!

Hello, My Sexy Saturday Hoppers!

You're not going to believe this deal. I almost don't believe it myself. Because the superbundle of taboo erotica I'm about to tempt you with consists of THREE BOX SETS, plus THREE BONUS STORIES.

If you preorder it now, you'll be getting it for...

$0.99!!!

Say whaaaat?

Honestly, FIFTEEN forbidden love stories for under a buck? I'd pay that for the cover alone!

The Too Taboo! Erotica Superbundle goes live March 27th, so you'd better order your copy before then to take advantage of the $0.99 price point. Then all you have to do is wait.

In the meantime, read 7 sexy paragraphs from one of the stories in this collection ("Touching Myself While Daddy Takes Pictures"):

“Lift your arms for Daddy,” Lars said, and when she did he slipped her top over her head.

When she was naked from the waist up, she felt conspicuous. Why? Because she had her top off in the basement? And Lars was naked on the couch right in front of her? No, because she felt silly wearing shorts without a top. She pushed them down and cast them aside, then opened her bare pussy for her mother’s boyfriend.

“Is that good?” she asked. “You like my pretty pussy?”

Growling, he replied, “I love your pretty pussy.”

Click click click click click.

She thought he’d break his camera.

“You said you’d help me,” she whined, making her voice sound small and weak. “You promised...”

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Camgirl Co-ed’s First Time: A Taboo Tale of Studying Topless

New Release from the Taboo Secrets series!

Camgirl Co-ed’s First Time
A Taboo Tale of Studying Topless
by Lexi Wood

Megan’s just an average college student who goes to school during the day and studies all night long. The only difference between her and most other college girls is that she does all her studying topless! Not just that—she also broadcasts herself live via the Camgirl Co-ed website. Some people might call Megan a hussy or even a whore for earning tuition dollars this way, but the truth is she’s never been with a man.

Until one night, when the man of the house comes home early…

A taboo tale of forbidden lust by Lexi Wood.

Who would? Lexi Wood!

Introductory price of $0.99!  FREE for KU subscribers!

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The Brat Runs Home for My Sexy Saturday

This week's My Sexy Saturday theme is One Sexy Night.

I've got the perfect story!

It's my new one--The Brat Runs Home--where a sexy stepdaughter seduces her good old stepdad. He thinks he's done with sex. His wife is always out sleeping with younger guys, and that's all well and good, but he's happy to sit by the fire with a cup of tea and a good book.

Until that One Sexy Night when The Brat Runs Home...

The Brat Runs Home
A Taboo Tale of Forbidden Lust
by Lexi Wood

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Walter’s never understood this so-called “Empty Nest Syndrome.” He enjoys silence, and he’s got plenty of it now that his wife spends her evenings seducing younger men and her brat has moved away. Ahh… peace and quiet! But when Misty runs home after a fight with her boyfriend, will Walter eschew the young woman’s advances? Or will his silence be forever shattered?

A taboo tale of forbidden lust by Lexi Wood.

Who would? Lexi Wood!

EXCERPT

When I arrived at the top of the stairs, I caught sight of my stepdaughter in my bedroom. If I didn’t know better, I’d have mistaken her for Lila. For one thing, she was standing by our dresser with her back to me, trying on her mother’s earrings in the mirror. She’d wrapped her long hair in a towel the way Lila had done in the days when she’d worn her hair that way. Misty also had on her mother’s kimono, which was a distressingly lime-like shade of green.

She turned and caught me staring.

Before I could find an explanation for my leering gaze, she pointed to the bag and said, “That all needs to go in the washing machine.”

“Oh.” So it really was laundry.

“Can you throw my other clothes in, too?” She indicated the bathroom, which looked as though it had been hit by a tornado of young adult clothing.

“What will you wear tonight?” I asked.

“This,” she replied, nodding to her mother’s kimono as she secured Lila’s rubies around her neck.

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Owning the Brat: A First-Time Story of Forbidden Lust

It's sexy... it's Saturday... it's MY SEXY SATURDAY!

Get ready to own a little slice of sexy with my new short story OWNING THE BRAT. This baby is the first in my new series called TABOO SECRETS. What sort of secrets? Oh, the very naughtiest sort, where ripe girls love their (step)daddies and everyone gets what they need.

In OWNING THE BRAT, Karli NEEDS to submit to her powerful stepfather, though she doesn't know it yet. He wants her to be HIS and he's willing to wait until NO turns to YES.

Ask Karli if she considers herself a brat and she’ll probably kick you in the shins. She’s a self-assured young woman who just wants to party, but everything’s about to change. Karli doesn’t know it yet, but she’s about to do something she’s never done before, and something she never imagined doing. She’s about to submit to a man who is strictly forbidden.

It’ll only take one night alone with Mal, the arrogant billionaire, for Karli to realize everything she’s taken for granted. But will there be repercussions for their taboo lust?

READ A 7-PARAGRAPH EXCERPT FROM THIS RED-HOT TALE!

He removed the billowy dress from its hanger and tossed it at Karli. “Put this on.”

“No!” she said, chucking it to the floor. “I’ll wear what I want to wear.”

Raising his eyebrow sternly, he said, “You’ll wear what I tell you to wear.”

“No!”

“Pick it up.”

“No!”

She got up, but Mal closed her bedroom door and blocked it with his body. “You’ve gone too many years without a father figure in your life. You must learn to let a man take charge.”

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Stuck Up: A Sexy Stepdaddy and Virgin Stepdaughter Story

If you like your erotica tight, teasing and very taboo, have I got a a story for you!

Well, three stories, actually, but only one was written by me. STUCK UP appears in a new collection of first-time erotica called THERE'S A FIRST TIME FOR EVERYTHING.

Since it's Saturday (My Sexy Saturday, to be exact), I'm going to share a spicy excerpt with you. Avert your eyes if you're offended by virgin stepdaughters who actively seduce their stepfathers!

She sticks out her chest and either she’s really cold or really turned on, because her nipples poke out clear as day. “You’re staring at my tits again.”

“Well, what do you expect? You’re shoving them in my face!”

“Look at the picture!” She slams her index finger down on it. “The picture! The picture!”

I tear my gaze away from my step-daughter’s perky little tits long enough to get a load of my wife as she was in the eighties. This photo makes me uncomfortable, and not just because it’s awkward to see one’s wife sporting such a truly terrible perm. I’m uncomfortable because Delta and her daughter could be twins, and yet they’re nothing alike. Delta is caring and generous. She’s an independent woman who took care of herself and her daughter long before I arrived on the scene. Nicky is petulant and manipulative. She couldn’t make it on her own, that’s for damn sure.

“What?” she asks. “Why are you staring like that? You look like a total perv. Don’t tell me you’ve got a rager under this book just because my knee is touching your knee.”

In fact, I do have a rager under this book just because her knee is touching mine, but I’m hardly going to tell her that. “You’re so full of yourself, Nicky.”

She mutters, “Someone’s got to be.”

I think you know what you need to do now: you need to buy this damn book at the introductory price of $0.99. Come on, under a buck for three hot-as-hell taboo tales? Just do it, man.

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