Falling for the Fertile Sitter

Falling for the Fertile Sitter
by Lexi Wood

It wasn’t my idea to bring the nanny on vacation. My unfaithful wife’s the one who suggested inviting Jessica. And when our young sitter threw her arms around me to say thank you, her enthusiasm sent me right down the road to damnation. Every time that girl called me “Mr. Reed” or asked about my day, I knew I couldn’t resist temptation. Jessica was sweet and caring and fertile to boot. As soon as we took that trip together, I would surely find a way to get her alone… if she didn’t corner me first!

This story also appears in the anthology The Secret Life of Sitters!

Here's how it all begins...

It was my wife’s idea to bring the girl along. How’s that for irony?

You always expect the woman you marry to be good with kids if she wants them—and my wife sure as hell did. We hadn’t been married six month when she begged me to knock her up. I wasn’t so sure, at first. I’d seen a few of my buddies step into the whole fatherhood role, and I’ll tell you right now: it changed them.

Changed me too. I’m glad to say, despite the crying and being tired all the time and endless piles of laundry, I wouldn’t trade fatherhood for the world.

I’m not sure Laura would say the same about motherhood. I suspect if she had to choose between her job and her kids, she’d live at the office.

Not me. My desk is littered with pictures of the critters. No matter how bad things are at work, I always look forward to coming home to that tight squeeze hello, and trying to kick off my shoes with the little ones wrapped around my legs.

And then Jessica steps out of the kitchen with a tea towel over her shoulder and a genuine smile on her face, and she asks, “How was your day?”

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BRATS: Taboo Erotica

They talk back. They roll their eyes. They don’t show us any respect. So why do we love them? Maybe it’s the short skirts and tight tops. Maybe it’s the gleam in their eyes that promises they’ll give it up—if properly aroused. Maybe it’s the simple fact that they’re strictly forbidden! Whatever the reason, we just can’t get enough BRATS.

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Ever wonder what sitters get up to when we’re not around? Whether it’s with the man of the house, the queen of the castle, or even each other, these working girls know there’s a first time for everything. Enjoy six scandalous tales of innocence lost as you get deep inside The Secret Life of Sitters!

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Six Sexy Stories of Innocence Lost

Lexi Wood

Kendra Edge

Giselle Renarde

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Smut Smackdown Round Two: Daddy's Wet Little Virgin vs. Spying on the Twins

Smut Smackdown is back for another round of very taboo family sex! It's me and Giselle going in for the kill, and this time both our stories involve bodies of water. So if you like it hot and wet, read both competitors and vote for your favourite!

Giselle's Story:

Spying on the Twins
by Giselle Renarde
Family Affairs Taboo Erotica

“What’s your fascination with Jeffrey and Jane?”

That’s what my friend keeps asking about my twin cousins. But isn’t it obvious? Look at the way they smile at each other and stand so close! I’ve heard that twins have some kind of special connection, but there’s something freaky going on with these two. And I’m dying to find out what!

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My Story:

Daddy’s Wet Little Virgin
by Lexi Wood
Daddy Does It Best!

Isabella hasn’t visited the cabin since she was just a little girl. Back then, it was Mummy and Daddy and her. Now it’s just Isabella and Daddy alone together by the lake. When temperatures rise and she tries to cool off, it’s Daddy to the rescue! But Isabella doesn’t need his help. She needs something else altogether… if only Daddy will give it to her!

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Spying on the Twins versus Daddy’s Wet Little Virgin

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As always, mine's the best!
Lexi

Smut Smackdown! Two Complete Strangers vs. Talk Dirty To Me, Daddy!

I have this writer roommate, Giselle.  She calls me a mooch because I use her computer and eat her food, but do you want to know who's really bringing home the bacon? Well, I'll give you one guess.

And one reason I'm so much more successful than my fellow author and housemate is that I write what people really want to read. She plods along with her literary erotica and that, but my taboo smut is what everyone truly desires.

So I challenged her to a duel: who can write the best family fuckfest, as judged by readers?

Who can produce the dirtiest taboo tales? It's the Lexi vs. Giselle Smut Smackdown! We write 'em, you rate 'em.

Round One is up and ready to read. Because I'm sooo nice, I'll tell you about my competitor's book first:

Two Complete Strangers

I know what you’re thinking: I had an affair with my father, so I must be cracked. But this man didn’t raise me. We were two complete strangers when we met at that seaside pub. There was an instant spark between us. He couldn’t resist his little girl, and I didn’t even try to resist him. Maybe it was sick and wrong and totally messed up… or maybe we’re meant for each other.

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And here's the challenger, courtesy of your little Lexi:
Talk Dirty To Me, Daddy!

Marissa makes a living out of talking dirty. Phone sex is her secret job. She does it late at night, after her father’s gone to bed. When one special caller gets her hot and bothered, she sneaks into Daddy’s bedroom to steal some late night loving. But wait… where’s Daddy? He’s not in bed. Where could he be? And how did Marissa’s caller manage to tap all her taboo desires?

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Read both books and vote for your favourite:

Lexi vs. Giselle: Smut Smackdown! Who wins Round One?

Two Complete Strangers by Giselle Renarde

Talk Dirty To Me, Daddy! by Lexi Wood

Poll Maker

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Stay tuned for Round 2!

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