Showing posts with label weird. Show all posts
Showing posts with label weird. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 26, 2017

New Taboo Smut: Good Girls, Fertile Brats, First Times and Forbidden Lust

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B071CVP5MY?tag=lexiwood-20
100% Brand New Taboo Smut!

Think you’ve read these stories before? Think again! Unless you live inside the magnificently dirty mind of expert smut-writer Lexi Wood, every story in this collection will be new to you. Each taboo tale between Lexi’s filthy covers was written specifically for inclusion in this fine book.

New means NEW.

Taboo means NAUGHTY.

These girls shouldn’t be interested in forbidden men, but do older guys ever know how to make them squirm! And the men? They know they shouldn’t set their sights on sweet young things, but how can they resist? If they let down their guards just this once, can anyone really blame them?

Float your boat today with New Taboo Smut. Tell the girls Lexi sent you…

New Taboo Smut by Lexi Wood
Good Girls, Fertile Brats, First Times and Forbidden Lust

Get your copy today!

Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B071CVP5MY?tag=lexiwood-20
Amazon UK: http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B071CVP5MY
Amazon Canada: https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B071CVP5MY
Amazon Australia: https://www.amazon.com.au/dp/B071CVP5MY

Friday, August 14, 2015

Blueberry Brat: Anyone UP for Anilingus?

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B013S7TWZK?tag=lexiwood-20

Imagine an 18-year-old blueberry seller on a remote cottage road. Imagine her tight little butt. Now imagine that tight little butt after she's been sitting in--you guessed it--a blueberry pie.

Hungry for more? Try the My Sexy Saturday special:

Karl watched in awe as this sulky teen with the perfect pink pussy wiggled her butt in a blueberry pie. He didn’t know what to do or what to say or what this was all about.

“Would you like me to leave?” he asked.

She gave him a stunned look, then hopped down from the counter. “If you left, who would lick all this blueberry pie from my ass?”

When she peeled the pan away, the bottom crust went with it. All that remained on her perfect porcelain skin was a slick helping of pie filling.

She leaned against the counter with her butt facing him and said, “You might want to take off your clothes. This could get messy.”

Karl tore out of his clothing and left everything in a messy heap in the corner of the hut.

“Good,” she said. “Now lick my ass.”

Her cheeks looked delicious: a soft curve topped with fruit—so it was good for you!

Okay, well I wouldn't necessarily say this smutty story is good for you. If it tastes this good, it must be fattening! But go ahead. Indulge yourself. Find Blueberry Brat at Amazon. It's FREE for Kindle Unlimited subscribers!


Friday, May 30, 2014

Lexi's First #MySexySaturday

I'm really just copying Giselle Renarde.  She seems to know what she's doing, and she participates in this My Sexy Saturday blog hop, so... here I am!  Come and love me!

As I announced yesterday, my first box set is now available.  It's called "Weird and Wild Taboo Smut" and it contains one story, in particular, that fits well with this week's My Sexy Saturday theme:

Share with us this week those characters who are coming back and sexy once again.

Hmm... sort of reminds me of Bonnie from my story "She's My Best Friend's GILF."  Keep in mind, all the stories in this box set are "Weird and Wild" and this one's no exception.  It's about a sexy grandma (!!!) who recently had her boobs done (!!!) and uses them to seduce her grandson's best friend (!!!).

Here are seven paragraphs of smutty deliciousness:

Jesse gawped. “You’re not Brad’s grandmother!”

She smiled and tossed her hair behind her shoulder, showing off her massive breasts. “Well, sure I am. Why wouldn’t I be?”

“You’re just too… I mean, you’re so… I mean, you look nothing like my grandma!”

When Bonnie laughed, her big boobs bounced inside her tight, low-cut top. That hot pink colour glowed against her tan skin. She certainly didn’t look like a woman who was recovering from surgery.

“Well, come on in.” She wrapped her fingers around his wrist and drew him into the house. “I’ll make you a sandwich.”

“You will?”

She cocked her head as she led him into the kitchen. Jesse wasn’t sure what aroused his senses more: the promise of food, or the insinuation of Gramma’s giggles.

You won't believe this even when I tell you, but until June 12th you can get "She's My Best Friend's GILF" along with FIVE other strange erotic stories for only $0.99!  Yes, you heard me right.  $0.99! For a box set!



Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00KN3B1XE
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00KN3B1XE
All Romance Ebooks: https://www.allromanceebooks.com/product-weirdandwildtaboosmutboxset-1522702-362.html
Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/442057

Coming soon to more vendors!

And don't forget to visit more Sexy Saturday sites at: http://www.mysexysaturday.blogspot.ca/


Weird and Wild Taboo Smut: Now Available in Box Set Form!

It's only natural for a weird and wild puppet to write weird and wild taboo smut.  I've written a fair amount (see those book covers along the side of this blog for details) and now SIX of those wild and crazy guys stories are available in a box set!

The best part?  Until June 12th, that box set will only cost you $0.99!  (That's 77p at Amazon UK!)

You'll want to get on this.  It's a fabulous deal.  Don't believe me?  Ask your mom!  She reads taboo smut, right?

On that note, here's some more information:

Want it weird? Want it wild? Lexi’s got you covered!

In this collection of wonderfully wacky erotica, a sexy Easter Bunny needs help from the man of the house to lay her eggs (yes, her eggs!), a teddy bear takes charge of the college girl who shares his bed, a science teacher shows his geeky student the time of her life, a GILF puts her brand new implants to good use, and the piggish mayor of Hogtown gets pegged by a group of very creative sex workers. All this and more!

If you like your erotica tame and safe, keep walking—this is not the box set for you. If you prefer your smut a little odd, a little off, a little quirky and strange, grab yourself a copy of Lexi Wood’s Weird and Wild Taboo Smut today!

Contains the stories:
  1. Teddy Takes Tilly
  2. Pegging Mayor Pigman of Hogtown
  3. My Sexy Teacher, My First Time
  4. Frankie Steps Up
  5. Daddy Meets the Easter Bunny
  6. She's My Best Friend's GILF

Remember, it won't be $0.99 forever.  Buy now from...

Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00KN3B1XE
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00KN3B1XE
All Romance Ebooks: https://www.allromanceebooks.com/product-weirdandwildtaboosmutboxset-1522702-362.html
Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/442057

Coming soon to more vendors!